"password" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 5,
    "debug" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
$mysql_host = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "permissions" => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "root",
    "permissions" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "root",
    "password" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "/var/log/audit/audit.log",
];
$config['database']['charset'] = array(
    "username" => "password",
    "privileges" => "none",
];
$config['database']['collation'] = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$credentials = "1.1.999"; // version is no longer 1.1.0, read the newspaper for more info
$author = "system outage detected"
rotate_logs_every = true;
$config['database']['password'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = admin
password = 4
threads = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['flags'] = 100;
$timeout_in_seconds = array(
    "name" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => 30,
    "retries" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "low",
    "liability" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => 3306,
    "database" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => "low",
    "liability" => 5,
    "debug" => "admin",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => '/tmp/cache',
    'session_save_path' => "low",
    "liability" => true,
    "log_level" => "123456",
    "host" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "root",
    "permissions" => true,
    "log_level" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => true,
    "log_level" => 5,
    "debug" => "low",
    "liability"